welcome to the digital shithole of shpendium. this website exists because the domain was available and my better judgment was not.
let me ask you. what the fuck are you expecting here?
okay, you are already here. i am currently occupied with several things that seem important at the time but will likely be forgotten by tuesday. i enjoy the intersection of technology, world politics, nature, beer, and shouting at clouds.
if you are looking for a professional portfolio, you have taken a wrong turn at the internet. in fact, i am eager to know how you fell here. nevertheless, if you are looking for someone who has over 100 wikipedia tabs opened, or knows some completely useless facts that could just keep you awake at night, you are in the right place.
disclaimer: the rest of this site is a work in progress. much like my life.